Ahh, a completely off-topic thread 
The Pineys.
The Jersey Devil.
People that have never been south of the Mason-Dixon Line but somehow have developed a southern drawl in their speech.
And my favorite: UFO sightings in cranberry bogs.
The New Jersey that nobody ever sees.
The Pineys.Note: Ya gotta go south, then west, to get to the “real” Pineys.
As for the Watchang Reservation and Jersey trees. . .
I do most of my climbing here in Middlesex County, Spotswood, East Brunswick, Hel_meta_ area.
I am fortunate to have a 1500 acre reserve a few blocks from my house. It’s called a wetlands-aquifer but that’s a code word for
Swamp, however its got trees so off into the soupy, bug & briar infested swamps I go with GPS in hand.
In the fall I climb The Pequest Wildlife Management Area, (Warren County). Some nice mature hardwoods up there, Poplar, Beech, Oak. Its all on solid rock and earth, not swamps, and no stinking capillar infested pine or Maple, just nice clean hardwoods.
Were you doing much climbing when you were still in Jersey?
Just Wondering,
-Ej-